Is Samantha Hoopes The Most Underrated Swimsuit Model Ever?

 

 

 

 

So the SI Swimsuit issue (which is a sports magazine that people work SO hard on and not an exploitation of women for publicity and monetary gain. It’s very different from Smokeshow of the Day and if you don’t believe me just ask anyone who works for SI, they’ll tell you) is out and all the girls are making the media rounds to promote it. This morning, Samantha Hoopes was on WFAN in New York and Boomer decided to chirp his son a little bit

 

 

 

When I saw that pic, my jaw hit the floor. Samantha Hoopes is a baddie. She’s bad, bad, bad to the bone. Ignore the marvelous breasts hitting you in the face and Hoopes is still en fuego. She’s Beyonce, she wakes up flawless. Everything about her is without flaw.

 

Yet I feel like no one talks about her? I mean Samantha Hoopes only has 50,000 Twitter followers for goodness’ sake. That’s absurd. In no world should people care more about what I say than what this goddess says. In fact, I implore you, unfollow me and go follow Sam. She’s got a face that would launch a thousand ships and a body that would launch 10,000 more. She’s also got this bad girl attitude about her that says, “There’s a 7/10 chance I murder you during our first fight,” but I’ll take those odds all day. Everything about Sam is scorching. She should be jet setting around the world with Leo, yet I feel like she’s largely unsung in the swimsuit world. It ain’t right, and I won’t stand for it anymore.

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